Sometimes it worries me what people search for.
Sometimes it worries me more that they actually find this blog.
Here are some search terms from the past month, illustrated with helpful pictures, so that you can share in my fear, distress and delight.
“your awesomeness can’t possibly be described.”
Try anyway.
“The green knight without color”
surely you could have imagined this for yourself?
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“dodo master tutorial”
step one: dodo. step two: shading. step three: extinction.
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“koennen rosa beeren schlecht werden”
this phrase is nowhere on my blog. how did this happen?
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“I am trapped in bad science”
SCIENCE MONSTER SYMPATHIZE SO MUCH! HUGS TIME.
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“how much do hamsters cost at the marmot pet store”
if you have to ask, you can’t afford them.
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“boobs are not spheres”
well done. this is sterling evidence that you have seen – and even touched – an actual boob in real life.
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“she has bit of belly fat”
this makes her prettiest dinosaur.
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“how to cut rounded glass cleanly”
is this what you meant?
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“black and green knights black and green knights black and green knights”
i don’t think you understand how google works.
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“can you spot the marmot”
hint: he’s somewhere on this page
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“in the book king arthur, why was the black knight dressed in all black?”
seriously who are you
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“things you don’t know about Charles Darwin”
In case you were wondering: yes, I’m cracking up.
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